Common dwarves would have no place in such a suite. Imagine the powerful and intimidating effect of a throne room suspended over the sizzling surface of the abyssal planes! Such a throne room would befit only the greatest of nobles, of course. After all, what would happen if your baron got hungry, or was attacked by giant cave swallows, or had his face melted by a forgotten beast's venom, and there was no way for him to return to the safety of the fortress? The horror!Īside from being the home of many strange and wonderful beasts, the deepest places of the earth also give access to vast seas of magma. Why not send them out into the darkness so they can experience these wonders for themselves? While your noble is out and about, make sure to keep an eye on the entryway in case any unruly commoners should attempt to wall it off.

The fantastic beasts lurking in the darkness of the underground caverns would surely captivate any noble with an appreciation for nature. An alternate method is to direct the airflow toward a bed, with maintenance controlled from a central control room. NOTE: the device and the furniture in the room should be of high-melting point construction, as the device can leak, particularly during 'maintenance'. Your noble will be bathed with warm air and will be contented to cease their demands. The resumption of heating should be easily discernible. It is recommended to have the noble perform this themselves alone, to preserve their privacy and so that they may repair it themselves if it malfunctions again, through this is yet to occur. The solution is simple, simply have the lever repeatedly pulled until it resumes operation. Should they continue with their demands for adamantine socks and steel buckets, the most likely scenario is that the device has malfunctioned and their pleas for repair work are being interpreted as demands for yet another crystal glass window. Your nobles will now bask in the tropical warmth of their quarters. then, order the lever hooked up and pulled once, to confirm its function, and then place a fueled radiator on it.

Simply construct one of the newest innovations in comfort, the Dwarven Spaceheater! Simply build a radiator base directed towards an adjacent lever. What activity could be more fit for nobility than the investigation of mysterious levers? Will it collapse the roof? Will it flood the world with magma? Will it simply lure the duchess into an enclosed space so the unwashed masses can barricade her in and flood it? Any noble - no matter where they happen to be - will surely come running to the lever's location to savor the thrill of the unknown!īe sure to use the Workshop Profile screen to restrict the lever to the noble in need of some downtime - after all, it just wouldn't do to have some poor Urist Channelwork pull it instead.Īre your nobles abusing their mandate privileges? Perhaps they find their quarters to be on the chilly side.

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